I don't have any ambition.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.

In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.

There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.