I don't have any ambition.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.

I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.

They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity; but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.