I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
Norm MacDonaldSome men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
Norm MacDonaldComedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
Norm MacDonaldI've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
Norm MacDonald