Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
Norm MacDonaldIn estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
Norm MacDonaldThe standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
Norm MacDonaldThe reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
Norm MacDonald