If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.

You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.

I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.

I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit.

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.