Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.

OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'

Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.

The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio.