I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.
Norm MacDonaldI've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
Norm MacDonald