Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.