I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

I can't be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I'll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.

In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.