I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.

It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.