I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.

Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.

Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.