There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
Norm MacDonaldI'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
Norm MacDonaldI have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
Norm MacDonald