I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

You can't love your team without hating another team.

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.

Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.