I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.

There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, "Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up." And then I'm like, "There's more work in the States."

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.

Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.

Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!

Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.