When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.

During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.

None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.