Louis [C.K.] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.
I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!