Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers.

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.

We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.

You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?