I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.