Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

I guess [Richard] Pryor was that good. I never saw him in a theater, but I imagine he was that good, because he was such a phenomenal actor.

Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.

I don't have any ambition.