Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesn't really matter. I guess I'm somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.