If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.

There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.

We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.