If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

The character of giving advice often makes us accountable for the conduct of those we advise.

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

I've been in theaters. Like Brian Regan, who I love - loved him so much more when he did the Improvs. And then in a big theater - nobody's that good.

I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit.

In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

I have a little bit of an out-of-body experience where I enjoy the scenario, and I really do like seeing a crowd turn into a mob, and I do nothing to stop it. People can become really dangerous.