We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.

The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.

Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.

I've been in theaters. Like Brian Regan, who I love - loved him so much more when he did the Improvs. And then in a big theater - nobody's that good.