A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.

The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.

I don't have any ambition.

In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

I guess [Richard] Pryor was that good. I never saw him in a theater, but I imagine he was that good, because he was such a phenomenal actor.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.