Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.

Our passions may be compared to certain slaves--the more severity we show them, the better they obey us.

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.

As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.