A man's enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends.

I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit.

With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

If it wasn't so pointless and ridiculous, it would be more humiliating. Also, if there [Hollywood] weren't so many people as bad as myself - equally untalented people - it would be even more humiliating.

He that searches for praise will often find contempt.

Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.