Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.

You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.

We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.

OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'