Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.

Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!

Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.

I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.