Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.

Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.