We advise others better than ourselves.

The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.

Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.

Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.