It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
A man's enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends.
There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
Louis [C.K.] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.
I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.