They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
A man's enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends.
Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.