They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity; but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.