Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

When there are monsters there are miracles.

I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.