Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.