Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.