Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions

To love is an active verb.

Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky eye. She seems to pant, Time up, time up! My little dog must die, And lie in dust with Hector's pup; I So, presently, must I.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.