Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
No man is greater than his respect for sleep.