Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

But all ladies think they weigh too much.

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.