Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.

My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.