Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?