Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.