I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.