I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.