He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.

Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.