He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.