Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
No man is greater than his respect for sleep.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.