Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.
Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.