Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.