An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

All that glitters is sold as gold.

Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.