Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden NashI would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Ogden NashAn occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
Ogden NashMarriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
Ogden NashHere's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
Ogden Nash