When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

When there are monsters there are miracles.