The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions
A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.