The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no cares; Whatever happens, they get theirs.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.

I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.