Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.