Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.

The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.