When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.
One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.
The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.