The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
All that glitters is sold as gold.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.