Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

One thing about the past. It's likely to last.