Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?

Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.