A bit of talcum Is always walcum.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.
When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.