I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Ogden NashThe highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.
Ogden NashSome debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Ogden NashSome one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
Ogden Nash