If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden NashA husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Ogden NashHere's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
Ogden Nash