A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
How Sunday into Monday melts!