But all ladies think they weigh too much.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions