Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

The old men know when an old man dies.