Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

To love is an active verb.

When there are monsters there are miracles.

This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.