Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.