People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.