Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
No man is greater than his respect for sleep.
One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.
I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.