The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.