Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.