A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.