People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.