People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.