Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions