Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.