Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.