Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?