Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.