Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
How Sunday into Monday melts!
The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.