I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?