Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.