Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.