In the world of mules there are no rules.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.