In the world of mules there are no rules.

My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.