Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

To love is an active verb.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!