Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.