Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
A bit of talcum Is always walcum.