Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.